I'm working on writing the ulimate horror story. Dracula dies and is turned into a mummy. The mummy's head is cut off. Dr. Frankenstein takes the head back to his life and uses it to make his latest monster. The monster is bitten by a werewolf. He turns into a monster wolf. Later he eats some chocolate and dies. His ghost possesses an African boy who comes to the United States with a fake birth certificate and becomes President.
An the most horrifying part: It's all true! Except for the part about the birth certificate. That's really implausible.
Ultimate Horror Story
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Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that this JhaySmith is a spam not.
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What's a "spam not"?
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"Spam knot" Sounds kinda yummy!
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You're crazy pretty certainly correct.Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that this JhaySmith is a spam not.
"But the conversation of the mind was truer than any language, and they knew each other better than they ever could have by use of mere sight and touch."
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Damn autocorrect.What's a "spam not"?
"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
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Answer the question, man.
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Spam baleeted.
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A spam not is spam... That isn't!Answer the question, man.
It's a quantum mechanics thing. Like Schrödinger's cat being both dead and alive.
"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
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