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Toyama Koichi For Mayor!

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:43 am
by Sparrowhawk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgZYkTYUaQ

Toyama Koichi, self proclaimed Mussolini Style Fascist, and leader of the Kyushu Fascist Party has run for Tokyo Governor.

When he is not absorbed in his path to overthrow and destroy the nation of Japan, he works as a musician playing songs for tips on the side of the street.

This is an officical campaign broadcast. Every candidate in Japan is given the right to have their speech aired under equal conditions, according to Japanese law. Broadcasting companies are not allowed to edit them, and thus not responsible for the content of speech.
It opens with:"Gentlemen! This nation is horrible!"

(for those too lazy/with slow connections, it continues on as such:)

"We must abandon this detestable nation!"

"This nation must be destroyed!"

"Annihilate everything that exists!"

"Gentlemen! I despise each and every one of you!"

"I do not have a single constructive proposal! Annihilate everything that exists!"

"Our problems go beyond reformation or repair. There is no choice but to abandon this country. Destroy this country now!"

"Let me use this broadcast as an opportunity to further our ferocious, terrifying plans of overthrowing the government."

"If I get elected... They will be terrified. I myself will be terrified."

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:48 am
by Eaquae Legit
I love this guy. I'd vote for him.

Is this the beginning of "Satya's Thread of Weirder-Than-Normal Politicians"?

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:49 am
by Sparrowhawk
It would begin and end with me, unfortunately.

But this guy IS just the tip of the iceberg, I suppose.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:50 am
by Rei
Imagine a world where these are the politicians and voters choose between who has the most creative/destructive/bizzare/irrelevant campaign... Politics just got so much better.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:05 am
by Sparrowhawk
He almost sounds like Zero Wing.

"Gentlemen! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make your time."

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:32 am
by Eaquae Legit
Omnes arx vestri sunt nobis habentur.

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:15 pm
by Satya
Guess what? This guy also ran for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:40 pm
by Mich
All those "Gentlemen"s made me think of one thing (besides Zero Wing):

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